Coming to Gods and Idols now is a bit like arriving at a pool party about 14billion years too early. “Where are all the chicks? Why do I have no hands? And what the hell are chicks, hands and ‘the clap’ anyway? This isn’t what it looked like in that Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince video. Oh, and I appear to be suffocating.” This is basically because the tutorial’s broken, keeping you in the bit before the “galaxy-spanning alliances”, “hundreds of superpowers” and “tragic storyline” – the bit where it’s just stars. I quite like stars, though, and it’s worth adding that creator APIStudios generously released some of its tiles and concept art under a Creative Commons Attribution licence. Tools and tricks: PlayClaw, HUD removed in Photoshop.